i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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