i just google imaged poop.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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