your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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