i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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