the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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