ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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