ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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