Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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