Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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