I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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