we're blogging at a bar
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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