Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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