I want to have your abortion
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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