it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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