I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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