I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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