Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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