I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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