If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm passing your future prison.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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