whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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