Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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