you guys were way drunker than both of me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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