if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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