Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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