once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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