Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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