Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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