So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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