HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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