literally had 100 drinks last night.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Where are you guys?
Drunk
We smell like vodka and hangover
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