I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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