margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
tell me about the fingering
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