She said her name was "party"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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