Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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