does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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