no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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