Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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