i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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