is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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