But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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