The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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