No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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