too bad you live with your parents still
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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