We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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