tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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