I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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