Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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