I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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