They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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