Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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