Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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